Class Discussion in Divination Class
Posted: April 30, 2009 | Starring: Bonnie
Tagged: 1927, Bonnie Kensington, Clavicle Gravely, Marcus Winsley, Morgana DeWitt, Sally Johnston, Saphia Bona
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The Divination classroom is clean and brightly lit from the bright sunshine outside the window. The desks are arranged in their usual, neat horseshoe, with two seatings to each. The board is clean from any messes and it appears to have either not been used yet, or have been cleaned since it was last used in a class. Bonnie Kensington sits behind her desk, several books opened in front of her while she waits for the students to arrive for their first Divination class.
Clavicle Gravely comes in flipping some tarot cards about in his hands. he trots on in and looks for a place to sit. He moves to a table and after nodding his head low to Bonnie in greeting, he flops to a seat.
Saphia always looks nervous before a class. Every single one, except for Astronomy and History of Magic, in which she is confident of her ability in all areas. But for Divination, she looks downright terrified. Her posture is stiff, she glances around the room, she hunches over her books (PROTECTIVE BOOKS!) and sits a row back from the teacher, instead of her usual front row position. She seems to be expecting horrible punishment at any moment, and barely squeaks out, “Hi Clavicle.”
Sally Johnston walks in, giggling at some note she is reading. As she notices Bonnie at her desk, she hastily stuffs the note into her pocket and takes a seat at her normal table. Piling her school books on the table infront of her, she watches the professor patiently.
Climbing up into the class and brushing himself off Marcus Winsley doesn’t seem to have grown a single inch over the summer leaving him looking a tad out of place amongst his other third year peers. Waddling to his seat Marcus keeps a suspicious eye out as if looking to avoid somone in particular.
Clavicle Gravely grins at Saphia “Er.. no one is going to lick your books. I don’t think.” he chuckles. “So why are you… slinking and shrinking here? You’re usually at the front up here?”
Dragging her feet along behind her, it seems that even this early in the term, Morgana has been exhibiting some trouble with her sleeping habits. Either that, or she has merely spent the previous night awake until too late an hour with some task or another. She rubs at her eyes with one hand, as though trying to force some liveliness into her appearance, and she stifles a yawn, scoping the classroom for one particular person – and, seeing Marcus, seating herself down next to him uninvited and pulling her Divination things, as well as a piece of chocolate, out of her bag. To Marcus, she nods, her Divination book she opens, the chocolate she eats. Extra sugar boost required for the learning.
Standing as the class filters in and takes their seats in the horseshoe organization of the seats, the teacher pauses behind her desk, as if waiting for them to just realize that they ought to pay attention to her. “Ahem.” A pause. “Hello, third years. My name is Professor Bonnie Kensington. I’m, quite obviously, your Divination professor. Please call me Professor Kensington. Now, if I could have you introduce yourselves, first and last name only, from my left here and then take your seats. I want to go over some basic things in regards to Divination, but first, your names.”
Saphia Bona blurts out her name as soon as she’s called and then doesn’t seem to stop talking, “Saphia Bona, Professor and I’m sorry, I’m so so sorry but I just couldn’t finish the reading,” She seems both utterly apologetic and blithely unaware of the boundaries of the task set to her. “I got through Vablatsky alright and I tried, I really tried to get the Gartner text finished but it was just so long and I couldn’t finish it! I’m so sorry.” She trembles, awaiting punishment.
Cringing when Morgana sits next to him Marcus looks over at her and doesn’t dare say anything to the contrary. Perking his ears as the Professor speaks Marcus waits till it comes to him and stands “Marcus Winsley” He speaks up in that high nasaley voice of his before flopping back down in his seat again while raising an eyebrow at Saphia’s stammering appologie.
Clavicle Gravely smiles a touch at Saphia, “I am Clavicle Gravely, the Third.” he grins at Saphia and shakes his head, “You weren’t supposed to read the entirety of the book Saphia.”
Sally Johnston stands when it is her turn, saying, “Sally Johnston, Professor Kensington.” She then reaktes her seat, crossing her legs at the ankle. She doesn’t say much else. She just looks at the people as they each introduce themselves.
“Morgana DeWitt.” The girl offers in turn, stretching back idly and eying Saphia. Has the Slytherin girl done any Divination reading? Her incredulous expression as she eyes Saphia would indicate not, but perhaps she’s just surprised that anyone would attempt to read the entirety of the textbook. She adds nothing further to her introduction, though she does stretch out lazily, watching Professor Kensington, but also keeping an eye on Marcus out of the corner of her eye. There’s probably some cunning reason for it. Maybe she just likes watching him.
“Alright, well, when I say first and last name only, I mean it. Miss Bona, you are not required to read that entire book this year, let alone before beginning the class; that is meant to last over five years. Mister Gravely, I would appreciate it if you let me run the class from here on out. Now, Divination seems to come with a great deal of stereotypes about what it does and does not include. What have you heard about the subject? What things does it include?” Bonnie turns and pulls out her wand, charming the bit of chalk sitting below the chalk board. It poises itself just away from the chalk board, ready to write down the suggestions. “Discuss amongst yourselves, and I will take what you come up with and clarify it before the end of the class.”
Clavicle says, “Well, my uncle Ulnus taught me to say creepy things to muggles in the carnival. But I don’t think that’s divination, I think it’s bilking.” he shrugs a bit and looks at Saphia. “I don’t know if any Gravelly has ever had the all seeing eye. Is this a subject you can learn or do you have to possess some gift?”"
Sally Johnston shrugs and looks over towards Marcus, saying, “I heard we’d be able to read people’s minds and stuff like that. Didn’t you?” Looking over at Clavicle, Sally winces, asking, “Do we have to touch eyes or something? There’s just weird.”
“Read people’s minds?” Asks Marcus “I don’t think so… you’re thinking of occlumencey… or even the use of a pensieve.” Remarks the large nosed boy looking at Sally as though she had a second head or somthing. “Were going to learn to predict the future though… obviously….”
Having failed to get into trouble (She got in more trouble for apologizing than having failed to read the book! How bizarre!) Saphia seems to calm down an awful lot, and breathes in and out a few times before answering Clavicle, “It can’t be learned, no. It’s a gift, similar to Parseltongue. Either you have it, or you don’t. Well, at least that’s my understanding from the reading. There might be answers in the other half of the textbook that contradicts me. Or in the quarter of the book I read but didn’t even begin to understand. It’s a gift that needs to be developed, however, if it is possessed, you don’t just get it and it’s perfect.”
As is fairly usual for her, Morgana remains entirely silent on the subject for a moment, sitting up a little straighter again and twirling her quill through her fingers. After a moment, she offers, “It is not unlike what we were learning in Astronomy last year – horoscopes, personality predictors, telling the future. Not just horoscopes, of course. Do you not remember Professor Fallon saying that the horoscopes were a part of the Divination course, though?” Clucking her tongue as if her point is the be all and end all of Divination, combined with a tiny bit of derision towards the other students, for not knowing what was so obvious to her, and pride at her own words. A bit too much pride, indeed.
Sally Johnston looks at Marcus, saying, “If you could reach someone’s mind, you’d be able to predict the future pretty well.. Don’t you think so, Morgana?”
“I don’t see how… unless that person can see the future you’re just going to see a lot of useless garbage like gossipe… and the things they do in there every day lives.” Remarks Marcus a bit annoyed. But the boy nearly always looks annoyed so it’s probably nothing.
Clavicle Gravely hmms. “Well I know how to tell people what they want to hear. I doubt that’s what the professor wants.” he sighs. “Bother… I’m good at doing this whole ‘creepy future seeing’ boy thing that makes muggles push money at you.”
Only shrugging in response to Sally’s question, Morgana lapses back into silence. Not so much shy silence, but an almost exasperated silence, as if she believes she is on a mental level higher than the others in the class. Perhaps she does believe such a thing, whether or not it’s true. With a certain adopted lazy superiority (which is really little more than an arrogant carriage and a bored look), she eyes several of her classmates as they speak, shaking her head at a few of them and clucking her tongue again with a certain ‘isn’t it obvious?’ air to others. Her silence is hardly likely to draw compliments, but nonetheless.
“Actually, there is some use in personality predicting and such within Divination,” Saphia nods to Morgana, surprisingly backing her up. “Divination’s all cloudy — It’s not a precise thing straight away. But if you know a person’s personality traits, you can get a better idea of which possibilities make sense and which are spurious. But it’s not just astronomy. You can predict the future by casting runes, reading tea-leaves, looking through dead animal entrails… what?” She looks over to one girl who is looking ill at her words. “It’s true! It’s called Augury!” She sighs and adds, “You can also watch the way mice run around if you want something cuter. That’s called Myomancy.”
Sally Johnston turns pale, and even alittle green at the mention of animal entrails.
Clavicle says, “And the muggles buy anything if it’s gross. you can pay an entire trains refurbishing rate on one village worth of people if you use entrails.” he nods at Saphia. “”We call it, ‘profit’.”"
“It’s not so bad though. It’s just like butchering a hog or some other stupid animal.” Marcus says entirely nonchalant. “You just get the bonus of rooting around through the intestines and heart looking for things like spots and weird tumors. It’s not nearly as disgusting as a plate of steamed broccoli.” Marcus makes a face at the thought of touching the green putrid stuff.
The statement from the Slytherin boy at least attracts Morgana‘s interest, if not her approval; she looks at him, fixing an entirely blank but perhaps somewhat penetrating gaze on him for at least a full thirty seconds, unblinking, before she turns back to the middle of the room without so much as a word. After a further moment, she adds, almost boredly, “I have never understood the concept of reading tealeaves. Who would be daft enough to tell the future to a pile of wet leaves?”
“Then of course, there’s bibliomancy,” Saphia concludes. “I like bibliomancy. I like it a lot. Oh!” Turning to Morgana, she explains, “It’s really more about shapes and signs. Similar to Pyromancy, actually. You look for shapes in the flames. Tea leaves, I suspect, are popular because they also come with a calming drink first. If anyone came up with a technique for divination via the froth on a butterbeer mug, I suspect that would be popular too.”
Sally Johnston looks over at the ravenclaw who talks about are these weird words she’s never heard before. Are they even in the same class?
“What would you call divination via butterbeer froth, I wonder?” Saphia wonders.
“Frothiomancy,” Sally suggests with a giggle.
Clavicle says, “Well some of these forms of divination aren’t so much divination so much as applying a structured order to a chaotic system. These forms are really tools some people use to try to find order in their chaotic lives.”"
Looking over at Saphia, the calm derision easily readable in her expression by even the worst Divination student, Morgana is silent for a moment, just looking at the girl, unblinking, for a period of several seconds. It seems that this, if nothing else, is one of her favourite ways to silence people. Finally, she replies, “I am aware, Bona. My remark is an example of what cultured people call a ‘joke’, so I understand why you may not have been able to comprehend.” She sighs heavily, in exasperation, if perhaps a little bit too dramatically, and leans back in her chair again, rolling her eyes at the ceiling.
Clavicle Gravely immediately looks at Morgana, “And what do cultured people call rude, snobbish prats?”
Having stood aside and listened up until now, Bonnie shakes her head. “Alright, alright. That’s enough,” the woman interjects and holds her hands up. “The accepted versions of Divination are reading tea leaves, cartomancy, palmistry, astrology, yes, bird entrails, and crystal balls. Some of these have been leaked to Muggles, either by way of fraud or accidental mention. Muggles have taken it farther and have even invented some versions of their own. Miss Bona, that is not, unfortunately, an accurate method of Divination.” Bonnie does smile as she mentions this. “One point each to all of you for engaging in discussion. “As for taking this class, we will simply have to wait and see whether your gift presents itself. There is no way to know at present whether any of you have the gift of Seeing. It will develop itself over time with hard work and effective training. Alright, are there any specific questions?” Glancing over her shoulder at the board, there is a wealth of information copied there, haphazardly organized from the discussion that has ensued. “A point from each of you for malicious attitudes toward fellow students,” Bonnie retorts, giving pointed looks to those engaging in the more heated discussion.
Glancing over at the Ravenclaw boy at these words, it seems that Morgana cannot resist the obvious retort. With a smirk and a quiet snort, twirling her quill through her fingers, she offers, “‘Clavicle Gravely’?” Before shrugging vaguely and turning an innocent expression towards the Professor. Malicious attitudes? Never.
Glancing at Clavicle Marcus shakes his head. “I suppose your Uncle Soup-bone told you that Gravely?” Comes Marcus‘s less than friendly response. He has no idea what Clavicle’s family member’s names are so if there is a Soup-Bone it’s an incredibly lucky guess indeed. Marcus stays quiet as Clavicle speaks to Morgana though. Is he supposed to defend her? Marcus looks up to the teacher and decides to take down notes.
Sally Johnston giggles a bit as everyone fights. Meanwhile, she is scribbling down the stuff that Bonnie says, including how she got a point for her house.
Clavicle Gravely is about to stand as well, Family is one of his many buttons, Instead he smiles and holds a card up to his head. “Ohhh…am I ever seeing a prediction.”
Saphia Bona jabs Clavicle with her elbow. “Shush!”
Clavicle Gravely oofs but the narrowed eyes shows he’s not through. He puts his cards away.
Looking pointedly at Clavicle, Bonnie‘s face does not look so pleasant anymore. “Mister Gravely, if you are going to make a mockery of this class, you may leave now.” The woman crosses her arms and glances around the classroom. “Three points from Ravenclaw from that, and I’ll have you know I expect much better behavior from those in Ravenlaw house.” The woman shakes her head a moment and looks around the classroom. “Alright, no questions? I’ll have you all read the first three chapters from the Complete and Unabridged Guide to Everything in Divination, and the first two from Unfogging the Future, and I will want a full six inches for each chapter.” Looking harshly at the students one at a time, the woman pauses and lets this sink in. “Perhaps next time I see you all, you will be better behaved toward your peers.”
Sally Johnston can’t believe her ears. Her jaw drops open at having to read 5 chapters and write 2.5 feet! Eyeing the people who were argueing, she huffs loudly and flips open the Guide to Everything Divination, which is tattered and has weird stains on the over and first few pages, and starts to read.
Summing up in her head, Saphia concludes, “Two and a half feet. I can do that!” She packs up her bags, and happily walks past Professor Kensington on her way out to whisper, “Thank you for not being mad at me. I’ll keep reading the Guide, and I’ll get through as much of it as I can. Although I suspect I’ll only really understand a lot of it in time. Oh, oh, and I had a question. But I’ve forgotten it. Sorry. Maybe I’ll remember for next class?”
“All clear on that? Wonderful.” Bonnie comments and waves her wand harshly at the chalk behind her, causing it not only to fall to its catchall but also break cleanly in half while it sits there. “Class dismissed.” She sits down quickly and glances up at Saphia. “Certainly, ask me whenever you remember it. I’m here all the times posted on the board there, or you may leave a note for me in the staff room. Whatever works for you.”
Groaning at the six inch parchment assignment Marcus scribbles down hurriedly in his notes simply rolling his eyes at the entire situation. He takes his books and notes and carefully places them into his bag knowing that he’s going to have to share them with Morgana no matter what he wants. Marcus stands and makes his way out of the class avoiding Clavicle as he does, after all Marcus isn’t nearly so large as his mouth.
Clavicle Gravely stands and waits “I apologize Professor, I wasn’t thinking. ” he hangs his head low and walks to the door.
Sally Johnston packs up quickly and leaves without a word to anyone. It’s their fault, she’s decided. Then, the red head is gone.
Saphia Bona smiles, and walks out after Clavicle.

